And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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