it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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