Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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