he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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