just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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