exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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