i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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