Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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