I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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