is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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