Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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