Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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