Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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