I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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