What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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