Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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