I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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