Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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