It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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