I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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