why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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