Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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