last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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