Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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