well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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