i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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