I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Sorry my hands just texted you
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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