I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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