Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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