Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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