Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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