You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just tell him i said nine months
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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