This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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