have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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