hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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