Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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