i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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