her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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