did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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