I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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