Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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