I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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