Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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