your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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