Define "chronic" masturbator.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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