She is in my trunk
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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