I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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