she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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