dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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