I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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