I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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