Nicole vs. Life
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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